kuueater:

hey if you’ve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.

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judoviking:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

rb to be rinsed and squeezed

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tevruden:

kushblazer666:

Yes but also:

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yimra-deactivated20250209:

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that-twink-over-there:

teathattast:

littlereyofsunlight:

obscure-tv-reference:

somecutething:

Fat Fred

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el gato mas gordo 

Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available

Motherfucker ultimate

It’s Fat Fred Friday

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ellielol:

nomorekneecapprivileges:

ellielol:

it has been so long since i had sex i think they’ve probably updated it a lot. is there any new maps or characters

yeah i just unlocked a new map called ur mom’s house

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cipheramnesia:

transhumanoid:

boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry

Direct action.

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outofcontextchrisfleming:

ALT

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roseprints:

I want to be known as someone who’s full of love and radiates light

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filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

Me: I’m not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they’ve hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts…..I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

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